OMFG U IZ GHEY!11one1!1!

With numerous websites and tens of thousands of eager males (I’m generalising, sorry to the girls, but you suck ) we’re bound to get clashes of personality and sometimes some rather close bonding. If you took a look at one specific topic, just any one from any website on the scene you’re bound to see some form of e-love. Whether it be two members telling each other how awesome they are or them engaging in some form of sexual innuendo. I myself have engaged in many acts of illegitimacy via the wonders of the internet, mostly involving that Bulgarian bloke with a peg leg or that drummer guy who is in love with me. I was wondering the other day, why do we act like this?

I have come to the conclusion that the main reason is that we are a bunch of horomonal guys, mostly around puberty age and have certain thoughts about certain things. That certain thing is sex, obviously, and we enjoy having a laugh with our e-buddy’s about how we want to penetrate them…or something. I’m of the opinion that due to there not being any regular females on the forums there is therefore no-one for us to show our masculinity so to speak. It’s instinct of males to show off to the females in order to gain favour, and since there is none we must do it to each other. It would be wierd in real life, knowing these are people who you’ve had metaphorical e-sex with, to just strike up a normal conversation considering so much of the interaction is a kind of flirting. I’ve spoken to a few people that I have come to know very well on the phone, and there is only really one I can speak to on the phone and there aren’t those awkward silences in between sentences where you say things like “Aw well…” and sigh. I think that it makes people feel better knowing they can come home and speak to total strangers about things that you wouldn’t normally discuss with your friends, like anal sex or beastiality. Another little more obscure advantage (and this is guesswork here, honest) is that maybe some people would have a laugh and joke with a 25 year old from London and it would help them discover what their sexuality is? Reading that over it sounds utterly stupid, but the thought of it makes me chuckle. Sorry if you’re actually in that position, but just rememer, don’t love the cock, because you’ll be the one who gets hurt.

Saying that though, I love gay banter. It’s just really entertaining and I’m sure many of you agree, well actually I know you do. One of my best mates is gay and I find it hilarious to just go up to him and pinch his arse. I’m totally comfortable with my sexuality though (which is straight by the way, sorry gayboys) but I’ll still engage in various cyber sex activities, because I’m in high demand and I have people to please or whatever. That reminds me of the time I found a pube on my keyboard, but that’s a story for another time….

A note to everyone: Firstly, I’ve joined the FM Worpress Community and I just wanted to recommend you check out a couple of the more established blogs, such as BlogFM and Crazy Team Talk, both are excellently written and entertaining. Secondly, don’t ask me to mention you somewhere, loads of people have asked me and quite frankly, IT’S FUCKING IRRITATING!

Anyway, until next time.