I’m in a somewhat provocative mood tonight, I think the fact I’m tired and have exams soon makes me want to vent some steam, and that’s exactly what I plan to do. This post will be neither productive or pleasant to read if your name is mentioned, but I don’t give care because if your name isn’t mentioned you might find it funny.
It’s basically about all those people on ‘the scene’ who really piss me off, the ones who you’d love to see someone take a burning, spike covered 2×4 to their head. Well, maybe not that far, but it’s sound.
There are a number of candidates for the person who pisses me off the most, but I think it goes to Putzy. For those of you don’t know him, he’s the little arsehole who goes around all the sites on the scene proclaiming his coding greatness and generally being an irritating little twat. He’s been known to steal domains from people and has this little n00b war going with Jack Wilson (whom I’m not particularly fond of either).
Next there is Joey of Susie fame, he’s a cunt of the highest order. In fact, I sometimes wonder if he has a life outside Susie whom he rapes with an iron fist. His hunger for power lead him to open up a so called “Parliament” so he could be mod of his own little section. Hard yet Joey? Yeah? Thought so.
These aren’t so much individuals, but the ignorance and stupidity of some people makes my blood boil, even over the internet. I hate people who slag off my domestic league without having any real knowledge about it, I hate people who slag off people I like and most of all, I fucking hate people who have a go at what I do in my spare time. At this moment I’m currently having a go at an unnamed mong (PeeJay) who likes to slag me off. I hate Swindon fans too, they all seem to be wankshafts, although it may all be the some guy, so sorry if it is. Olol.
I also become very irritated by people who are unable to use punctuation. I’m a grammar nazi and it becomes extremely irritating trying to read a sentence which is 20 lines long because someone has the inability to press one button. It’s sound if you’re dyslexic or some shit but otherwise you have no excuse, get it sorted or I’ll rape you.
Back onto individuals now…\o/
There was once a guy, I’m not sure if he’s on the scene anymore of whether he’s been banned from every site but his name varied from fhill69 to freddieisgod to something else stupid. He was hilarious, yet irritatingly retarded. And also a cunt. He irritated the fuck out of me too.
And now we move onto a Throw-In whore. Joaquin17. Jesus christ, what a mong. He reported me for overusing his mum ffs. He is partly being mentioned because I don’t like him and partly because I know I’ll get a reaction from him. He’s one of thsoe guys that annoys most people, and gets wound up easily \o/. Oh and Joe annoyed the hell out of me until I mentioned him, so that’s another reason too, he’s a ‘tard as well
Last but not least, we come to fmgod. We’ve had some well publicised arguments in the past, and credit where it’s due he has improved dramatically. But he still irritates me lots, but now it’s more to do with thefact he changes his opinions to suit the current trend and general consensus and also because he makes really bad jokes.
Well, wasn’t that fun? It wasn’t fun to write really, as I’d have rather wrote something more productive, but I’m in the mood for a rant \o/. I’m just disappointed it made me sound like an emo myspace user, but it’s sound.
Retaliation anyone?
January 29, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Not a big enough mention for the biggest prat of them all I’m afraid.
Again, this is null and void due to this.
January 29, 2007 at 9:05 pm
awww i feel left out now have a go at me Jordo ya cunt see i even left out the punctuation just to wind you up
January 29, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Fuck you, little bitch.
January 29, 2007 at 9:38 pm
The parliament had nothing to do with Joey really, Jordo, it was my idea and he was the only staff member who really took interest.
If your going to get on his back, dont get on at him at that, because it would be rather harsh to do so.
Joey isnt my favourite person on the scene, many a war with him, but I jus need to clarify as thats all behind me now.
January 29, 2007 at 9:39 pm
He’s still a cunt though. Parliament or not.
January 29, 2007 at 9:41 pm
ps.
Youve just slaughtered relative randoms, you really have held back and you know it
Only person that is going to really let rip about anything and everything is myself,, I know and have experienced it all and that will be soon, I tell thee.
January 29, 2007 at 9:47 pm
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January 29, 2007 at 10:28 pm
Your not fond off me, you love me
, I know you dont
, Great read anyway mate, hope to see more off the same.
January 29, 2007 at 10:37 pm
yay jordo, i’ll always be your little bitch, you know that!!
February 1, 2007 at 8:31 am
Yeh. I have been wanting to do something like this for a long time, i just don’t know where it would be appropriate.
But yeah, i love when people bitch and backstab. It’s marvellous.
February 7, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Some of those guys can be annoying, but you’re forgetting Greenbeard.